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Learning to Laugh

Silly Weather Jokes

Getting your students to laugh actually helps them perform better and makes school more fun. Now you have a joke for every weather condition.


Are there two pots of gold at the end of a double rainbow?

Q: What bow can’t be tied?
A: A rainbow!

Q: What happens when it rains cats and dogs?
A: You have to be careful not to step in a poodle.

Q: What happened when Ben Franklin’s kite got hit by lightning?
A: It was a shocking discovery!

Q: Did you hear about the cow that got carried away by the tornado?
A: It was an udder disaster!

Q: How do you know what the weather will be like tomorrow?
A: I’ll tell you tomorrow!

Q: What is the opposite of a cold front?
A: A warm back

Q: What's a tornado's favorite game?
A: Twister!

Q: What do you call a girl who is born in a wind storm?
A: Wendy!

Q: What kind of eggs do you eat on a hot day?
A: Sunny side up!

Q: What falls but never hits the ground?
A: The temperature!

Q: What did the tornado say to the sports car?
A: Let’s go for a spin!

Q: What kind of underpants do clouds wear?
A: Thunder-wear!

Q: How do hurricanes see?
A: With one eye!