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Learning to Laugh

American History Jokes

Teacher: Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
Student: At the bottom.

Teacher: What did they do at the Boston Tea Party?
Student: I don’t know, I wasn’t invited!

Teacher: What was the most popular dance in 1776?
Student: The Indepen-dance.

Teacher: What is the fruitiest subject at school?
Student: History, because it's full of dates!

Teacher: What is a snake’s favorite subject in school?
Student: Hissssstory!

Teacher: What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
Student: Liber–tea.

Teacher: Why did the pioneers cross the country in covered wagons?
Student: Because they didn't want to wait 40 years for a train!

Teacher: What does the Statue of Liberty stand for?
Student: It can't sit down.

Teacher: Do you want to hear my Civil War jokes?
Student: I General Lee don't find them funny.

Teacher: If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
Student: Pilgrims!

Teacher: Do you want to hear my Liberty Bell joke?
Student: I’m sure it’s a crack up!

Teacher: When did George Washington die?
Student: Just before they buried him.